| > use ATM
 
 You insert the ATM card in to the ATM and punch in the proper PIN. You hear a series of beeping noises, followed by a mechanical voice saying "Insufficient funds for transfer." Then, due to being soaked by ceiling sprinklers, the ATM short-circuits, detonating its self-destruct explosives.
 You dodge the blast, but a single high-speed gold coin flies out...
 ...and bounces off your garbage can shield which you're holding in front of you...
 ...flies across the room...
 ...and thumps against a hand-towel shoved into a gap in the wall...
 ...and lands on a bathrobe covering a drainage grate in the floor...
 ...where a Mini-Cleaner Droid scoops it up and dashes toward a flap in the other wall...
 ...in front of which a leather carry-bag has been placed...
 ...causing the Droid to crash against it and flip the coin into the air...
 ...where it is caught by a Hover-Cleaner Droid soaring in from the other room...
 ...which then gets tangled in a net placed on the ceiling...
 ...which pulls the rope tied to it...
 ...which pulls out the safety pin...
 ...causing the 16-ton weight directly above you to drop.
 You only have just enough time to produce a tiny umbrella from behind your back and raise it above your head before the 16,000 kilogram weight hilariously kills you.
 
    *** “So ein mist!”~ Wario ***
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