Zork

1999	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Thwack him with sweet ninja sword Without questioning how you came into possession of a sweet rainbow katana, you thwack Lavos with it. It does nothing. Lavos attacks with HALLATION! > Oh no, not Hallation! Fortunately, Hallation was one of those percentage-based attacks, so you've still got one hit point remaining. > Thanks mysterious voice! Don't get used to it. Besides, I've still got plenty of ways to screw you over before you finish this game, so you really shouldn't thank me yet. Anyways, Lavos is getting ready to finish you off. You can: Whack him with ninja sword AGAIN and see if it works this time. Escape from the game's seemingly endless stream of Chrono Trigger references.