Zork

Partying like it's 1999	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Attack with sword again You attack Lavos with the sword again, but since you're level 1, it only does a tenth of a hitpoint worth of damage. You see a toonie in front of you. Now's your chance! Unfortunately, Lavos grabs the toonie first and smacks you with it 69105 times. *** You shagged the sheep, and are expelled from Uncyclopedia *** Would you like to log in to your account so you can vandalise some more, use your brother's computer, or turn off your computer? (type ACCOUNT, BROTHER, or SHUTDOWN): ACCOUNT BROTHER SHUTDOWN