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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 32


> Press Red Button

The hell...?


> Press Red Button!!

Okay, what in the Frontz possesses you to select the one option which will almost certainly bring about doom on all humankind?

*Ahem*

Let me repeat that for you, in case you missed it the first time. There is a green button, marked "WIN GAME", a red button marked, "DO NOT PRESS", and a blue button marked, "TELEPORT".