Zork

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 {{{1}}} Score: {{{2}}} Moves: {{{3}}}


You go north and find yourself in a kitchen. There are some cupboards and a stove, as well as a door leading to a backyard.

This is a big ripoff of Zork?

So what if it is?

I want to play UnVerse, not Zork!

This is UnVerse.

Stop copying Zork!

Don't tell me what I get to do. I'm the narrator. I'm the one who gets to tell you what you get to do. Not the other way around. In fact, not everything here is a ripoff of Zork, as you'll find out if you choose the right option.

At least give me a hint!

No. Although there are only two options and I think it's pretty obvious which one you should choose.

Go back to the room you were in earlier.

Go to the backyard.