Zork

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You enter the backyard and find yourself in... darkness. You can't see anything at all. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. See, I told you it wasn't all a ripoff of Zork. By the way, the house seems to be the only place that actually provides light for some reason. Suddenly, you see a flashlight beam in front of you. There is an old man with a gray beard holding a flashlight and a cane. He looks surprised to see you. "Nice to know that there's another person that survived the invasion of the Grues after the Ur-Grue took over." says the old man. When you look confused, he says. "Didn't you know?" You shake your head. The old man looks suspicious. Then a sudden look of recognition crosses his face. He suddenly takes out a gun that he apparently had from a holster and aims it at you. "You don't fool me, Grue." You shake your head desperately. "This, Grue," growls the old man. "is a miniature light cannon. Now prepare to die!" He shoots you. A bright ray of light hits you in the chest. It does nothing. The old man looks surprised, but then another look of recognition crosses his face. "Ah." he says. "A Super-Grue. Well, I have just the thing for you." He points his cane at you and a blade slides out from it. "This, Grue, is an Anti-Grue Blade. Usually, an Anti-Grue Blade would do nothing to a Super-Grue, but this Anti-Grue Blade is covered in Super-Enhanced Anti-Grue Venom. Die, Grue!" He raises his cane, preparing to kill you.

Shoot the old man.

"Wait! Don't kill me! I'm on a quest!"

"I'm not a Grue!"

"I'm too young to die!"