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"Wait! I'm on a quest!"

The old man pauses, his cane suspended in midair. "What kind of quest?" You explain your situation. "Ah." nods the old man understandingly. "Sorry for trying to kill you. While you were in that castle, back on Earth, soon after the Great Alliance was formed, the Ur-Grue took over the entire continent of North America. Cthulu took over Europe and Thanos took over the rest of the world. Now this entire continent is completely covered in darkness, and Grues are everywhere. Anyone alive before the Ur-Grue took over was soon killed by a Grue or the Ur-Grue themself. The only reason I'm still alive is because I have my flashlight and these weapons." You nod sympathetically, secretly being glad you weren't there when the Ur-Grue took over. "I found an entrance to the Ur-Grue's lair in some mountains in Colorado." says the old man. He gives you a map showing where in Colorado the entrance is and an extra flashlight that he had. "Good luck!"

Ask the old man if he can join you on your quest.

Start walking to Colorado.