Zork

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Enter the first portal.

You enter the first portal and immediately find yourself in a nondescript room of nondescript size. There is a north exit, a south exit, and a west exit. There is a Grue in the corner. Oh, and the portal has disappeared.

Hey, this is a ripoff of Zork!

So what? What are you going to do? Are you going to keep whining and get eaten by a grue, or are you going to try to find the Ur-Grue like you said you would?

Keep complaining.

Go north.

Go south.

Go west.

Use your Stat Scanner on the Grue.

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