UnGames:Scientology simulator/talk

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Scientology simulator	Status: Uninitiated	Moves: 1
Yeah, I suppose I do. "Well, what seems to be the problem?" the attendant asks, compassionately. Man...it's just....life's such a mess, you know? Things don't go the way they're supposed to, nobody's happy with me. I don't know what I'm doing on this planet! "I understand how you feel. For the longest time, I have struggled with similar questions. But I have finally found some answers. Would you like me to share them with you?" What are you talking about? "You should not be questioning me. You should be questioning yourself. Here." says the attendant, pulling out some galvanometer-ish contraption. "Take a free stress test, and see how deep your problem is." take the test