UnGames:Scientology simulator
| Scientology simulator | Status: Uninitiated | Moves: 0 |
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Welcome to the Scientology simulator, a game about Scientology and your glorious journey as its adherent. Within you will discover what it's like to ascend the ranks of Scientologists, and the best part is, it's totally up to you on how to handle the various challenges and dilemmas being a member of the Chruch of Scientology entails! So without further ado, let us begin our journey! As everyone knows, true journeys begin through adversity. You are a man who has fallen on hard times. Maybe you got fired from your job, maybe you still haven't been able to get a job, or maybe your mommy was mean to you. But at the end of the tunnel, there is always a light! L. Ron Hubbard said something to that effect himself! Anyways, you walk morosely through the mall, pondering your life's situation, when you run into a charming attendant. "Oh hello, fair sir!" says the attendant. "You look a little down today. Need someone to talk to?" |
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