UnGames:Scientology simulator/test

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 Scientology simulator Status: Uninitiated Moves: 2

You follow the attendant's instructions, and grab the two cylindrical cans. The machine records your electrophysiological signals.

"Now, think about what's going through your mind, why don't you?" asks the attendant.

  • think

The needle on the e-meter moves, and the attendant gasps. "Wow!"

  • What happened?

"You are such a troubled soul. So much pain, so much struggle." says the attendant, his tone soothing and sympathetic. "Tell you what. Here's my card. And here are a few books that I am giving to you, for free. Please read them, and if you want to talk to me, at any time, please feel free to call."

You go back home, with the complementary books and the attendant's business card. There, you ponder over your life situation, finally