UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/rocketman,huh?

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Rocket man, huh? Anyways now you have to scroll MORE!!!!!






























































































































































































































































































Okay so anyways back to the story or game or something.


You manage to somehow gravity assist yourself towards the completely wrong direction.


Yeah, you came all this way for NOTHING. You know where your retarded ass is going now? Luhman 16, the closest brown dwarf. What is a brown dwarf, you ask? It's a REAL failed star, because Jupiter needs to be like 16 times bigger to be even a low end brown dwarf. And 88 times bigger to be a red dwarf. Long story short, enjoy scrolling more on the next page to simulate waiting a long time to get there.


okay here's the link