UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/henrystickminmentioned

Really, it did in fact burst.

You grab a random shovel that was just up your ass. No, actually, it was up your ass. Then you dig, and hit a massive water main, which somehow blasts you onto a SpaceX satellite rocket, which you then get into, and somehow launch into space.

You are now in:

• Low Earth Orbit