UnGames:Pulverize the Sun/HellPunctureHim

Wow.

You suddenly explode teleport to Hell. Somehow, and you find yourself in the Greed layer, otherwise known as a giant fucking desert.

You also notice the Sun, your mortal enemy.

You might be able to use this Sun as a portal to the real Sun by:

• Swiggity swoogity you're coming for the Sun's booty
• Cursing it in Coptic
• Kicking the white pedestal right next to you.