UnGames:Onwards to Boston/read
Every wide-eyed schoolchild who pays the least bit attention to their teachers or watches old movies knows that man went to the moon in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Twelve of their kind, a dozen of their ancestors, walked upon the moons surface. They picked up rocks, planted flags, rode around in fully-loaded dune buggies, and posed for thousands of glossy photographs. They also passed urine into their now historically urine-stained space suits - but that's one of the things that people don't learn about in school. Think about it. Six NASA missions, twelve moonwalkers, and the moon was man's oyster for a few ticker-tape-parade strewn years. Then in 1972 it was left alone to rot in the sun.
As the twelve Apollo astronauts who'd visited the moon and gotten it all over their clothes passed away one by one - except in that case of two by two known as the "Tom Hanks Incident" - they became icons, then legends, then historical action figures. Although they, the other early spacemen, and the people most responsible for the pioneer earth-orbit and moon missions were eventually honored on an annual worldwide holiday, soon the nickname "Buzz" took on some kind of sexual connotation, Apollo is best known as a famous Scandinavian ska-rapper, and Tranquility Base is a hard-to-get-into trendy Paris night spot.
Man had gloriously conquered the moon, and then gave it back.
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You are only able to read the preface before the angry mob bursts into the small house and stabs you to death with pitchforks.
You died.