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 Kansas River Crossing, June 13, 1848


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Date: June 13, 828288
Weather: fucking Cloudy
Health: Good
Food: 10000 pounds
Pace: Strenuous
Rations: Meager


Well, dammit it looks like you'll have to cross that dicc... somehow... luckily, it seems there is a small village half a mile away that can help. It would be best to check that out. The dicc is 640 feet across, and 6.4 feet in the middle.


You May:

1. Just drown
2. Caulk the Wagon and float it Across
3. Take a ferry across, lazy
4. Go to the Village so indians kill you