UnGames:OT/KRC/ford

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 Fording Kansas River Crossing, June 13, 1848


You lead the oxen out, wagon in tow, when suddenly freshwater sharks accidentally your whole wagon. HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

You are dead. Small crayfish begin to make a home in your left eye socket. At least you didn't drown!

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