UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Whydowekeepstealingvans

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You steal a van (which you will likely do again) and drive off towards Bakersfield.
Your drive to Bakersfield starts off surprisingly well. With not much to do on the way, you decide to read all this text. I guess, you're getting pretty close. Uhh… not much else to say. Just wait a bit and you'll arrive at your destination.

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YOU HAVE REACHED… WTF?!
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YOU HAVE REACHED… WTF?!
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👁️
👁️
FLESH.png
FLESH.png
FLESH.png
FLESH.png
👁️
👁️
FLESH.png
👁️
Mouthy.gif
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