UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/What is Option 5?

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HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? -God

The three main developers of this game, OPOSSUM, Squaw Dee and Gergdown, descend from the heavens ascend from Hell to tell you exactly what it means to "Option 5" something. Immediately, God himself arrives to scold the crap out of OPOSSUM, Squaw Dee and Gergdown.

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THREE? DON'T LET THAT MOTHERFUCKER <insert name here> FIND OUT WHAT OPTION 5 MEANS! WAIT UNTIL THAT… CREATURE GETS INTO HEAVEN… OR HELL… OR PURGATORY FOR THAT MATTER! BUT NOT RIGHT NOW! KEEP IT A SECRET!

God then leaves, and OPOSSUM, Squaw Dee and Theultimategergdown retreat back into hell. You are left shocked.

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