UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/WhaleSwim

You swim towards an orca whale that you have spotted off the coast. You nearly freeze your balls off in the sea (literally), and your eyes and nose sting from the saltwater. But after several minutes of pain, you finally get reasonably close to the orca.

You may:

• Just bob in the water until you drown
• Try to ride the orca
• Feed yourself to the orca