UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-ELDRITCH9

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You wake up. And the one thing you see... is someone you're unfamiliar with.

Greetings young one, as I am rival of the Lawrence of Arabia, the Lawrence of HEJAZ.[1]

You may now:


  1. The Kingdom of Hejaz, also known as the Hashemite Kingdom of Hejaz if you want to be really formal, or the Al-Mamlakah al-Ḥijāzyah Al-Hāshimīyah if you like saying the syllable Al, was a kingdom founded after the dissolution of the Ottoman Empire. It was created during the Arab Revolt during World War One, and later rose to be a notable kingdom after the fall of the Ottoman Empire. This kingdom ended after the Saudi Conquest of the Hejaz from September 1924 to December of 1925. The Saudis had 70,000 men, while the Hejaz had only 10,000. It was succeeded by the Kingdom of Hejaz and Nejd in 1926, which was succeeded in 1932 to become the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.