UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-ELDRITCH1

👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ 👁️ You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

WELCOME TO THE
CANADIAN ELDRITCH ZONE
Since it's Canadian, the text has completely given up being scary and is now nice. Your map is also useless too, eh?

You fall through the portals for about a minute until you land on a place somewhere familiar: The Alleyway of Flesh, the second deadliest alleyway of all of Canada, only beaten by the infamous alleyways in Victoria's Chinatown, home to Buddhist and Chinese statues that kill anyone in their site. You have entered the CANADIAN ELDRITCH ZONE, and it's a long and arduous journey to get out of here.

You may:

• Continue down the Alleyway of Flesh
• Go to a different alleyway
• G-ing instead of H-ing
• Fly out of the Eldritch Zone
• Obligatory "Kill ya self" page