UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-9Y

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X

You get the device. Suddenly, the man's speech became recognizable. He no longer spoke in gibberish. And immediately after, the man takes off his cloth, and reveals himself to be the one and only Gandalf the Grey, besides the fact he regularly speaks Old English.

You respond, "What the fuck?"

Gandalf says to you, "Right, of course. I forgot you couldn't understand Old English. Anyways, if you want to enter the University, it'll be four hundred dollars."

You may:

• Pay four hundred dollars (-400$)
• Get the fuck out