UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-9

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You enter the area on your map that has a university on top of a white cloud. You don't see it at first glance, but when you look up, you see a university on top of a cloud, just as the map said. A weird man then appears and talks to you:

"Gif þu wilt onfōn þæt rīce þæs unīversitēte, þū miht mē forgyldan lǣwēne forðfēon of fēower hund dōllara."

You respond, "What the fuck?"

Before you can comment on whether or not he was speaking a proper language, the man offers you a device.

You may:

• Accept his offering and get the device
• Reject his offering and kindly tell him to pisseth off

You may also ignore the man and:

• Go north to the inlet
• Go east to the mist
• Go south to the sea
• (You cannot go west.)