UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-44

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X

You are now at the part of Victoria's Fraser River where it combines into two, which conveniently looks like a dick.

You may:

• Go north to Hell (the sequel)
• Go east to a ???
• (You cannot go south.)
• Go west to a dollar sign