UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-43Y

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

XYou open the chest and get one hundred dollarydoos. Capitalism.

You may:

• Go north to a̸̧̢̢̰͍͗́͜Ĝ̸̡̡͉̥͍̹̥̭̈́̈́͝V̴̡̫̙͚̖̼̉̽̈̓̚̕̕̕͠ś̶̡̧̧͖̞̲̀̓̎̅̒̿b̶̝̦̰̤̆G̵̡͙̺̘̗̖̬̎͊̒͜8̶̨̡̡̡̛͓̝̤̰͈͍͋K̴̡̼͚̗͓̠̫̖͆̈͆̄̀͑͊̚ (+100$)
• Go east to the waves (+100$)
• (You cannot go south.)
• Go west to the most boring place in the world (+100$)