UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-43

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You arrive at the part of your map that says "Dollarydoos". There is a chest in front of you. You may:

• Open the chest

You may also ignore the chest, and just:

• Go north to a̸̧̢̢̰͍͗́͜Ĝ̸̡̡͉̥͍̹̥̭̈́̈́͝V̴̡̫̙͚̖̼̉̽̈̓̚̕̕̕͠ś̶̡̧̧͖̞̲̀̓̎̅̒̿b̶̝̦̰̤̆G̵̡͙̺̘̗̖̬̎͊̒͜8̶̨̡̡̡̛͓̝̤̰͈͍͋K̴̡̼͚̗͓̠̫̖͆̈͆̄̀͑͊̚
• Go east to the waves
• (You cannot go south.)
• Go west to the most boring place in the world