UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-37

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X You are at a crossroads, the only English word that generally looks fucked. Like actually, behind scissors, having crossroads always being plural fucked me in the ass.

..right, the game.

You will have to pay 50 dollars to cross into another spot.

You may:

• Go north to an edit farm (-50$)
• Go east to an electric wall that WILL shock you (-50$)
• Go south to a ??? (-50$)
• Go west to Hell (the sequel) (-50$)