UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-36

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You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

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You enter the area on your map that is marked with a portal. You stare at the map, fathomed, while walking, and before you know it, you fall into a portal. Way to go, smart ass.

Now what?