UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-34A

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You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

VancouverMITK.jpg X 3rd_Beach%2C_Vancouver%2C_BC_-_panoramio.jpg You talk to the ferryman.

“Hey, do you want to go somewhere? It'll cost $100. This is totally not a money laundering scheme, nor is this a government-funded plan to kill you.”

~ Unnamed Ferryman

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