UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-34

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X You have now arrived at the beach. It's pretty depressing.

You may:

• Go north to the restaurant
• Go east to a̸̧̢̢̰͍͗́͜Ĝ̸̡̡͉̥͍̹̥̭̈́̈́͝V̴̡̫̙͚̖̼̉̽̈̓̚̕̕̕͠ś̶̡̧̧͖̞̲̀̓̎̅̒̿b̶̝̦̰̤̆G̵̡͙̺̘̗̖̬̎͊̒͜8̶̨̡̡̡̛͓̝̤̰͈͍͋K̴̡̼͚̗͓̠̫̖͆̈͆̄̀͑͊̚
• Go south to the most boring place in the world
• Go west to the literal Pacific
• SPECIAL: Talk to the ferryman