UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-29

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X

You are now at Vancouver's local EDIT FARM. Don't ask me why they have one of these here.

You may:

• Go north and try to cross the river (-50$)
• Go east to a Portal (no, not the game, the object)
• Go south to a bridge
• Go west to G O L F