UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-23

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X You are now at a grassy field.

You may:

• Go north to an inter-dimensional portal
• Go east to a bridge
• Go south to something that will SHOCK YOU!
• Go west to a Bengali sweatshop