UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-21

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X

You are now at an empty background. Well, it looks empty, but it only looks empty because it's being out shined by the holy words spoken on the statue above:

go eat shit fuckers

Very inspirational.

You may:

• Go north on the road
• Go east to a Bengali sweatshop
• Go south and cross the river (-50$)
• Go west to a gun