UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/VANS-14

You have 0 dollars.

Your finances are terrible.

You have no items.

You may carry only one item at a time.

X

You are now at EUROIPODS.

You may:

• Go north and just drown. Like, you just fucking die by drowning.
• Go east to a very weird inter-dimensional portal
• Go south to a Bengali sweatshop
• Go west to a road