UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/UseCrappyRaft

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Whack!

You and Reboz set sail upon your crude raft. The craft barely holds together, and it's drifting eastwards towards uninhabited forest, rather than northwest towards Ketchikan. As Ketchikan drifts out of view, you fall asleep.

Approximately 30 minutes later, you are woken up by a salmon, which jumped out of the strait, hit you in the face, and knocked you off the raft. Yeah, this is the hard way off this island.

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