UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TwoDayKayak

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960px-Dock%2C_Metlakatla%2C_Alaska_July_2007.jpg Congratulations! You have picked the easy route to Ketchikan. It'll likely be fairly smooth-sailing (no pun intended), but there's always a chance that shit will go wrong.

Your remaining supplies include:

  • One parka
  • Your tattered stiped prison shirt
  • Your dirty sleeping bag
  • One plastic water bottle
  • A half-eaten bag of Cheez-Its
  • Your 2 pairs of pants
  • 4 individual moccasins
  • 2 pairs of boxer shorts
  • One pocket knife
  • One gun and a little spare ammo

You'd better pray that this stuff is enough to survive the trip, and that your kayak won't sink under the weight of all that. Luckily, it seems fairly sturdy.

And no, Reboz is not coming with you. He can just teleport himself to Ketchikan, but he can't teleport you there.

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