UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Trebucrane

It's your trebuchet buddy! Or as you like to say it, "a trebuchet", since you aren't a weird fuck.

HELL YAH! NOW WE'RE TALKING!

With the usage of textual game logic, you turn the crane into a trebuchet. This is because trebuchet is a Yangolin word which means crane, and one clod located in Vancouver just happens to speak Yangolin.

What do you do with this Trebuchet?

• Put a bomb into the Trebucrane
• Go into the Trebucrarne and fling yourself
• Throw the Trebucrane fifty-five fucking kilometers into Vancouver's highways and buildings