UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TheMouthofHell

You go ahead and go back to where you saw the weird shit, and get sucked below ground into a steaming hot place with a shit ton of lava as you see two statues of people holding yellow orbs and a giant slab door reading "ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER THROUGH HERE" which you can only assume means you have reached the Mouth of Hell. You pick up a funky revolver that shoots electricity instead of bullets off the corpse of some blue robot and suddenly realize one of the statues is actually here now, right now, standing up, and is throwing that yellow orb at you, and some funky music is playing now.

You may now:

• Parry it
• Move out of the way
• Shoot the orb