UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TheDumbestEnding
You fly to the small Arctic settlement of Barrow in a plane, leaving the polar bear in a slightly more comfortable place than Yakutat, though still far too warm. The polar bear runs off, never to see you again.
Over the next few years, you develop a somewhat-comfortable life in Barrow, getting into the whaling industry with the Inupiat. (You lied about having Inupiaq heritage to get around the aboriginal subsistence whaling laws.) Barrow is not all that bad of a place to live in once you're used to the weather and how fucking expensive everything is.
The screams of terror in faraway Moccasinia are inaudible to you from such a distance. Luna continues to wreak havoc upon the not-so-innocent people of Moccasinia, who become mere slaves to her army of grues, brainwashed Aracuans and Olulas.
Every man in Moccasinia is sentenced to pregnancy, just like you, and every woman in Moccasinia is forced into an eternal bloody gorefest disguised as a steaming-hot lesbian orgy with Luna herself.
"First Moccasinia," utters the dark sorceress. "Then the world!!!"
Mechasin can once again be heard stomping and firing lasers in the distance. It's over.
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