UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Tellpenguins-kayak

Bahahaha, that's the shittiest igloo I've ever seen.

You tell the penguins that you are the moccasin-crazed John, and that you are on the way to Ketchikan. Surprisingly, they seem to be unaffiliated with the moccasin police, although they have heard of you.

One penguin tells you: "We just got raided by the Aracuans yesterday Hail the Ketchimormons! Even though I know nothing about their church, we have a common enemy!"

You may:

• Ask the penguins what they are doing in Alaska

• Help them build an igloo

• Keep going