UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TellPenguins

What they have right now is the shittiest igloo you've ever seen.

"By the way, my name is John. I'm trying to get to Ketchikan. I don't know why, but I'm trying to get there. I hope I can help out with your igloo,"

Nice to meet you, John. And… wait…

ALERT!!! ALERT!!!

JOHN, THE MOCCASIN DUDE IS AT OUR CAMP! SOMEBODY CALL 911!

AND GIMME A PEBBLE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU'LL GET SOME STEAMING-HOT PENGUIN SEX IN RETURN!!!

You're under arrest, kiddo!

Bro, our jail is barely even a jail! Can't we just shoot him? We never have any fun!

Hey, I've been trying to maintain the Cordova jail! (by doing not much other than sweeping the floor and melting its ice walls with body heat!)

*silence*

Soon enough, the Moccasin Police waddle up to the penguin camp. You are arrested almost immediately.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔸𝕣𝕖 ℕ𝕠𝕨 𝕀𝕟 𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕧𝕒 ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕦𝕚𝕟 𝕁𝕒𝕚𝕝

Fortunately, the Cordova penguin jail is pretty easy to escape, due to being designed for penguins.

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