UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/TakeWeedSnoqualmie

You fool. You see, this weed contains Fuck You chemicals, which are specifically designed to kill anyone named John instantly. The nefarious stoner obviously knows of this, and by selling your corpse he will finally be able to buy himself a delightful new pair of moccasins.

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