UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SwimOfStupidity

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Having been driven to insanity by your long trek through California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska and God-knows-what-else, you look into the extra-wide, iceberg-filled College Fjord and jump right into it.

You begin swimming as fast as you can with no regard for the cold or your complete lack of energy. You swim like a goddamn fish, speeding care-free towards the opposite shore of the fjord. Your heart begins to beat so hard that it bursts out of your chest. Literally.

There is no way around the fjord. Get a f*cking kayak, dude.

𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕

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