UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/Summon

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The sound that A̶̸̵̷̵̢̲̺̹̰̎̀̏̾̿Z̴̵̴̷̸̹̲̞̱̹͒͆̌̚͝A̶̶̴̸̵̺̰̹̰͑͂̈́͋͜͝Ţ̵̶̴̶̴̢̳͕̲͌͌̈́̑͝H̶̴̸̶̵̹̗̞̠̯̋̽͆͑̕Ǫ̸̵̸̷̷̫̦̙̌̃̏͂͋͜T̸̷̴̷̴̯̜̟͔͓̿̅̏̒͗Ḣ̵̷̸̶̶̺͉̤̰̦̏͊̅̚ (presumably) made.
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You yell “GO EAT SHIT, FUCKERS!”, hoping something will answer you. Luckily, you hear something yawn and wake up. Unfortunately, that thing is A̶̸̵̷̵̢̲̺̹̰̎̀̏̾̿Z̴̵̴̷̸̹̲̞̱̹͒͆̌̚͝A̶̶̴̸̵̺̰̹̰͑͂̈́͋͜͝Ţ̵̶̴̶̴̢̳͕̲͌͌̈́̑͝H̶̴̸̶̵̹̗̞̠̯̋̽͆͑̕Ǫ̸̵̸̷̷̫̦̙̌̃̏͂͋͜T̸̷̴̷̴̯̜̟͔͓̿̅̏̒͗Ḣ̵̷̸̶̶̺͉̤̰̦̏͊̅̚. He surprisingly doesn’t want to hurt you. Since reality is his dream, the entire universe ends.

Luckily for you, you’re outside of the universe. A̶̸̵̷̵̢̲̺̹̰̎̀̏̾̿Z̴̵̴̷̸̹̲̞̱̹͒͆̌̚͝A̶̶̴̸̵̺̰̹̰͑͂̈́͋͜͝Ţ̵̶̴̶̴̢̳͕̲͌͌̈́̑͝H̶̴̸̶̵̹̗̞̠̯̋̽͆͑̕Ǫ̸̵̸̷̷̫̦̙̌̃̏͂͋͜T̸̷̴̷̴̯̜̟͔͓̿̅̏̒͗Ḣ̵̷̸̶̶̺͉̤̰̦̏͊̅̚ waves his tentacle to you and you kiss him goodnight, before A̶̸̵̷̵̢̲̺̹̰̎̀̏̾̿Z̴̵̴̷̸̹̲̞̱̹͒͆̌̚͝A̶̶̴̸̵̺̰̹̰͑͂̈́͋͜͝Ţ̵̶̴̶̴̢̳͕̲͌͌̈́̑͝H̶̴̸̶̵̹̗̞̠̯̋̽͆͑̕Ǫ̸̵̸̷̷̫̦̙̌̃̏͂͋͜T̸̷̴̷̴̯̜̟͔͓̿̅̏̒͗Ḣ̵̷̸̶̶̺͉̤̰̦̏͊̅̚ yawns and quickly goes back to sleep.

The ordinary universe continues as it was.

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