UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SquirrelBodyguard

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You recruit an assault squirrel to protect you on your way to Ketchikan. Every one of those dickheads who are out to mess with you should really watch their nuts.

Now, you're safe from just about anything, unless the squirrel decides to turn against you, of course. But he's got no reason to- after all, he's a squirrel. A simple creature. They don't care about anything at all, not even acorns- if they did, why would squirrels always forget where they buried the acorns?

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