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You find a cozy bench in Sutherlin and fall asleep on it.
However, some grumpy old guy comes along in the middle of the night.
HI, I'M JAMES E. FAUST! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BENCH!
You wake up startled.
Before you can even move, he shoots you.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝔻𝕚𝕖𝕕
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