UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SleepMocSleep

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960px-Renton_sign.JPG You wake up feeling... rather nice, actually. You see that a homeless encampment has sprung up around your sleeping form. The homeless folks are wearing the moccasins you summoned. As sensation returns to your body, you find that you are wrapped in a blanket that smells strongly of marijuana. In fact, the scent is rather pungeant. You cough, for you haven't smoked weed in years and have grown to hate the scent. Casting the blanket off, you ask:

The homeless guy who helped you

“How long was I out?”

~ John (You)

“You were passed out for 2 days.”

~ Homeless Jim

“Where are my moccasins?”

~ You

“There's a pair on your feet, but the big pile is with me and my buddies.”

~ Homeless Jim

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