UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/SidRun2

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Woolly mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius) - Mauricio Antón.jpg

960px-Ice%2C_Frozen_Sea_of_Azov%2C_Russia.jpgSid, whose icy labor camp is very poorly secured, stares in shock as you climb over the barbed-wire fences with your hardy moccasins. Being not much more than a sloth, there is very little he could do about your escape from his camp. Through the ice fields you go, until you encounter something that cements the idea that the ice age has returned to Alaska:

A woolly mammoth. And no, it's not Manfred.

"Well, I guesh you could thay, this shucks..." breathes Sid from afar.

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