UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/ShittyKayakAdventure

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Now, this is the real beginning a shitty adventure in an approximately equally-shitty kayak. The first thing you encounter is the Seal River, which flows out of Vitus Lake, an icy jewel in this barely-populated region of Alaska.

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